So don’t worry ’bout tomorrow, take it today;
Forget about the check, we’ll get hell to pay.
—AC/DC, from Back in Black (1980)
Once again, my wife is going out with some friends tonight, and assuming that the girls go to sleep fine, at home it’s just going to be me, the GOP debate, and my liquor cabinet. I don’t know any drinks that are particular to Arizona, but it only stands to reason that tequila should be involved. I have some Patron Silver (Tequila white lightnin’!), so maybe a margarita made with fresh-squeezed lime juice and Cointreau instead of triple sec.
And, as always, I presume the executive power questions will have me ready to go straight to the bottle with a Modern Whig: chug bourbon, smash bottle, use glass to slit wrists. Cheers!
At any rate, I’m going to live-tweet this thing at @MattGlassman312, so check it out. And enjoy the debate.
And anyone local to me, c’mon over. I’ve got plenty of liquor.